Autisim

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
cephalonheadquarters
indiepat

currently obsessed with a twitter account that has a bot set up to record their cat leaving and returning to their house

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the best part is that the replies are a wave of sadness and depression whenever the cat leaves and then rejoicing when it comes back like the cat is some kind of messiah

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frankly im on board with out new lord and savior Pepito. let the people rejoice in his presence as he is the messiah

autistic-fuckwad
bundyspooks

In New Zealand, there is a man legally known as ‘The Wizard’ who is an educator, comedian, magician and politician. Some of his political ideas include:

  • Abolishing old-fashioned gender roles
  • Travelling to find the “center of the universe”
  • Replacing God and the Church with Wizardry and the World Wide Web
spoopy-kanaya

“Wizard, The”

robinsherman

This is The Wizard, reblog in 35 seconds to reveal the secrets of the center of the universe and abolish old fashioned gender roles.

airyairyquitecontrary

The Wizard of New Zealand is not just legally named “The Wizard” so he can appear on his driver’s licence that way.  He is actually, literally, officially, the Wizard of New Zealand and was appointed to that role by Prime Minister Mike Moore in 1990.  

esidisimpreg

@wizerdmedgic

strudel-and-creme

Oh,to be a government appointed wizard and abolish old fashioned gender roles

mum: *Withy comeback*

me: How modest of you

us: *silence*

me: *Secretly on google* What does modest mean

i swear I just use random words I don't know the meaning of hope it works and see if I win the arguement arguements fighting with my mum is like fighting a lawyer who doesn't know what their client is guilty for wait... IS MY MUM PHEONIX WRIGHT?! (Objection!) If that were correct then I'm calling bullshit on that! you heard me im calling bullshit my mother isn't pheonix wright and here's my phroof *explodes*
cephalonheadquarters
parlezvousladybug:
“assassinregrets:
“unashamedmercury:
“trilllizardstrikesback:
“disease-danger-darkness-silence:
“whoisbobx:
“hugtheteadrinkthekitten:
“hugtheteadrinkthekitten:
“mynameisdoofthelizardandamspooky:
“toph-beif0ng:
“ rosslynpaladin:
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everyfreakingusernameitryistaken

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

everyfreakingusernameitryistaken

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rosslynpaladin

We Stan this San Diego Man

toph-beif0ng

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this

mynameisdoofthelizardandamspooky

C o m e d yy

hugtheteadrinkthekitten

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Some recent gems:

hugtheteadrinkthekitten

And of course there’s


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whoisbobx

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disease-danger-darkness-silence

#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

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trilllizardstrikesback

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unashamedmercury

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

assassinregrets

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parlezvousladybug

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.