currently obsessed with a twitter account that has a bot set up to record their cat leaving and returning to their house
the best part is that the replies are a wave of sadness and depression whenever the cat leaves and then rejoicing when it comes back like the cat is some kind of messiah
frankly im on board with out new lord and savior Pepito. let the people rejoice in his presence as he is the messiah
In New Zealand, there is a man legally known as ‘The Wizard’ who is an educator, comedian, magician and politician. Some of his political ideas include:
- Abolishing old-fashioned gender roles
- Travelling to find the “center of the universe”
- Replacing God and the Church with Wizardry and the World Wide Web
“Wizard, The”
This is The Wizard, reblog in 35 seconds to reveal the secrets of the center of the universe and abolish old fashioned gender roles.
The Wizard of New Zealand is not just legally named “The Wizard” so he can appear on his driver’s licence that way. He is actually, literally, officially, the Wizard of New Zealand and was appointed to that role by Prime Minister Mike Moore in 1990.
Oh,to be a government appointed wizard and abolish old fashioned gender roles
autistic-fuckwad asked:
how does it feel to be tumblr famous now
flyin-shark answered:
Thanks for the question autistic-fuckwad. I’m enjoying the popularity :3
OP will be hunted for sport if the asker ever changes their name
OH FUCK
mum: *Withy comeback*
me: How modest of you
us: *silence*
me: *Secretly on google* What does modest mean
Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly
We Stan this San Diego Man
C o m e d yy
i’m wheezgJmf stoP
Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.










































































